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Put an end to car crime. Vote "Steve" for King

Discussion in 'A4/S4 forum(B5 Chassis)' started by SonicDeathmonkey, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. SonicDeathmonkey

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    After reading the recent posts about vandalism cars being stolen (poor bastards), Ihave decided to put myself foward for the post of "King".

    While I know that this post is not officially up for grabs, I have had a couple of cans of Carlsberg, so think its a good idea. I was planning on riding on a wave of public support, based on my reforms of the criminal justice system.

    Basically, it works like this:

    Set out a list of defined punishments.

    Taking Without Owners Consent (TWOCing) = lose an arm.
    3 Convictions for theft = 9mm bullet to the base of the neck.
    Drug dealing = chemical castration.

    You get the picture.

    Basially, if these muppets decide to commit the crime, then they also accept the punishment...
     
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  3. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Sounds fair to me!
     
  4. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Steve for KING!!!
     
  5. Broken Byzan

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  6. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    ^^^what he said^^^


    im in!
     
  7. docurley

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    LOL
     
  8. Siena

    Siena Active Member

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    I'd pull the rope myself.
     
  9. Z82

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    Im with ya! :)
     
  10. dieselfitter251

    dieselfitter251 Blow ma own trumpet?

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    A Welsh King? Keep it Celt! I'll back ye.
     

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