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Put an end to car crime. Vote "Steve" for King

SonicDeathmonkey Oct 14, 2008

  1. After reading the recent posts about vandalism cars being stolen (poor bastards), Ihave decided to put myself foward for the post of "King".

    While I know that this post is not officially up for grabs, I have had a couple of cans of Carlsberg, so think its a good idea. I was planning on riding on a wave of public support, based on my reforms of the criminal justice system.

    Basically, it works like this:

    Set out a list of defined punishments.

    Taking Without Owners Consent (TWOCing) = lose an arm.
    3 Convictions for theft = 9mm bullet to the base of the neck.
    Drug dealing = chemical castration.

    You get the picture.

    Basially, if these muppets decide to commit the crime, then they also accept the punishment...
     
  2. DriveByShooters

    DriveByShooters Editor Audi-Sport.Net Magazine

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    Sounds fair to me!
     
  3. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Steve for KING!!!
     
  4. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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  5. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    ^^^what he said^^^


    im in!
     
  6. docurley

    docurley Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    LOL
     
  7. Siena

    Siena Active Member

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    I'd pull the rope myself.
     
  8. Z82

    Z82 Member

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    Im with ya! :)
     
  9. dieselfitter251

    dieselfitter251 Blow ma own trumpet?

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    A Welsh King? Keep it Celt! I'll back ye.
     

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