After reading the recent posts about vandalism cars being stolen (poor ********), Ihave decided to put myself foward for the post of "King".
While I know that this post is not officially up for grabs, I have had a couple of cans of Carlsberg, so think its a good idea. I was planning on riding on a wave of public support, based on my reforms of the criminal justice system.
Basically, it works like this:
Set out a list of defined punishments.
Taking Without Owners Consent (TWOCing) = lose an arm.
3 Convictions for theft = 9mm bullet to the base of the neck.
Drug dealing = chemical castration.
You get the picture.
Basially, if these muppets decide to commit the crime, then they also accept the punishment...
While I know that this post is not officially up for grabs, I have had a couple of cans of Carlsberg, so think its a good idea. I was planning on riding on a wave of public support, based on my reforms of the criminal justice system.
Basically, it works like this:
Set out a list of defined punishments.
Taking Without Owners Consent (TWOCing) = lose an arm.
3 Convictions for theft = 9mm bullet to the base of the neck.
Drug dealing = chemical castration.
You get the picture.
Basially, if these muppets decide to commit the crime, then they also accept the punishment...
