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Punishment

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by necroeire, Oct 11, 2005.

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother
    asks if he had done his chores.  "Not yet," said the little boy.

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks
    chicken.

    He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

    He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?  Why don't I have any milk in my
    cereal?" he asks.

    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
    eggs for a week.
    I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also
    saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
    across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:  "Are you
    going to tell him, or should I!"
     
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  3. 28v6

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    Yes... Very Good.... liked that one... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  4. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha Ha....... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. TDI-line

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    That is good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  6. fallmonk

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    brilliant mate , filthy minds up here lol
     

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