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Psychiatric Helpline

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by smee, May 18, 2008.

  1. smee

    smee Member

    Oct 18, 2006
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    Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

    If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

    If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

    If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you
    want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice
    will tell you which number to press.

    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
    press. No one will answer.

    If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

    If you are phobic, don't press anything.

    If you are anal-retentive, please hold.

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