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Postman pat's last day

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  1. rickparmar
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    rickparmar va va voom

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    [Nov 22, 2007]
    It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
    mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

    When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
    whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on
    his way with a gift cheque for £50.

    At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

    The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch
    whisky.

    At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her
    lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the
    bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had
    ever
    experienced.

    When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed
    him a full George Best breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with
    freshly-squeezed orange juice.

    When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As
    she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's
    bottom edge.

    "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the
    fivequid for?"

    "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today
    would be your last day and that we should do something special for you."

    "I asked him what to give you." He said, "F*ck him. Give him a fiver."

    She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
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    m40rcd Sunny Delight

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    [Nov 22, 2007]
    I like it :rockwoot:
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    [Nov 23, 2007]
    Me too.:lmfao:
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    funkidiva big up and respect to all mankind, one love

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    [Nov 23, 2007]
    me 3!:laugh: lyfao
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    [Jan 6, 2008]
    Brilliant.
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