A bloke was bursting for the toilet, so he runs into a posh hotel and go into the ladies. He sits down and notices 4 buttons: 1. WW 2. WA 3. PP 4. ATR Curious he pushes WW and is gently sprayed with warm water, then he presses WA and a blast of warm air dries him. He presses PP and he gets a powder puff which leaves him smelling fresh, feeling pampered he presses ATR...... He wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse " what the f*ck happened?", she says "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover, your cock is under your pillow!"