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porsche carrera and ST whooping

Discussion in 'A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)' started by s3 al, May 21, 2008.

  1. marriedblonde
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    Ah ok I wasn't that bad :)
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    You can buy mine then or do a part-ex.
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    the porsche driver may do the same as what I would when a chaved up car tries to race me, just sit back and let the little twerp think hes won the race. Its not even worth the fuel :)
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    Fingermouse, where abouts in west yorkshire do ya live???
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    I have got to admit it..... im in love with your meaningless banter. Are you married?
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    I'm goin to end this argument! Als S3 is well known in the area for bein extremely quick!!!!!!!
    As for filming things, we aint the type of losers tht carry cameras waitin for a race to film it!!!
    I was in als S3 wen he raced the st. And i can tell u the guy was giving it everything it had as he was spitting flames from his twin exhausts!!! Als S3 pulled a good 3-4 car lengths on him!!!! and there was nothin in it until they hit 90-100mph!!!!!
    As for all u folks on this forum who like to hit us wae the stats of a carrera, It dnt matter how many bhp it has, its how many it can use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    [May 21, 2008]
    Sorry but stats matter - and it can use almost all of them in the dry unless

    1. Guy wasn't trying

    2. Guy wasn't tryingor

    3. Guy wasn't trying, and deliberately egged you on so he could laugh at you.15 car lengths is a hilarious claim.

    As for the ST, perhaps the S3 pulled in front, however i doubt it but nevermind
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    [May 21, 2008]
    IF the S3 is known for being fast in the area, what does every body else drive? Lada Rivas?
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    OMG i honestly cant believe ur saying tht on an s3 forum!!!

    i know th guy in th st if u like al hav him register n he can tell u what happened!!!!!!!!!

    u loser!!!!!:end_of_discction:
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    Are you both on crack? Put the crack pipe away kids!

    Or at least learn to spell and learn some discretion.

    Let me tell you know, my car IS faster than your S3, and almost any 911 is faster than my car.
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    [May 21, 2008]
    well my cock is bigger,shall we end this poop now its boring.lol.....and in cock i mean the bird as foul language should never be used on forums.lol
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    Er...no you aren't.


    So 2 up it's *that* quick?
    No it's not...

    It's a pity your spelling isn't well known in the area for being good...it's abysmal.



    If the Carrera was spitting flames, it's broken.
    Mine doesn't spit flames...but there again, mine doesn't get left by S3s...even big turbo S3s.

    And if you'd ever driven a Carrera, you'd know that a talented chassis and non-nannying stability management mean you can use all the BHP. It doesn't cut the power, like the audi ESP does.

    And only 3-4 car lengths now?
    Ah...but 2 up.
    How long were these cars you speak of?

    No matter...this is the best laugh i've had in years...carry on.
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    Why don't you come back when you've learned how to use the English Language?

    Please read the stickies...failing that, i'll remove your illegible posts (that means the ones I can't read...which is likely to be them all)
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    plz dnt delete deez thredz man,day r 2 gangsta nd ting enit,man..lol.sorry had to do it
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    On paper the ST/S3 (225) are 6.5/6.6 to 60 respectively so I would expect a mapped S3 to beat the ST without a big problem - not by much mind.

    I had an ST for a w/end and was very impressed by the car but at the time I thought it was slower than a Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo I had owned - did not have the S3 at the time for comparison.

    911 - er, nope I'd agree with most that he was not trying very hard:tocktock:

    It's interesting to read old snippets of reviews on the S3 which all used to really rate them as far better than the Audi TT and the best Audi drivers car of the time (autocar), yeah fair enough they understeer like most modern (fwd) cars but I am surprised at the general stick they get on this forum most of the time, for the budget of 10k a few months ago it was the top of my list by a long margin........if I'd had another 3k I would have bought the ST with balance of manufacturer warranty in place..
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    I cant ******* believe you are still going on about this.
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    :iagree:although this Tomfoolery is extremely entertaining....well done Glen for not bein a boring arse like most of these forum admin from other sites.... a funny thread or two makes a good forum..... i'll pull my tongue out of ya ass now:puke:
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    Well it's made a good read for me as i just got in from work.
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    I think it might have been a cayman i raced, the guy in the porsche was the one driving like a chav not me i just thot i would try my luck and thats what happend, really sorry if you all think iam lying but thats what happend. As for the st my car was definetly the faster one. Nothing more i can say.
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    wont be a Cayman on an 02....if my knowledge serves me
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    looked them up and that is definetly what it was, mybey i got the 02 plate wrong only had a quick glance. Who knows mibi the guy couldnt drive, he was driving like a nutter so let him go past after beating him multiple times.
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    s3 al. What's your setup enginewise?
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    As far as i know there is only a superchip on it, the guy that had it was some sort of technician so dont know the ins and outs of it mate but it seems to be quicker than most chipped s3's in my area.
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    yea, have you got big turbo s3 al?
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    a caymen s would still rinse an s3.
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    I cant believe 'Roddy Gti' joined just to tell us als s3s the quickest in his town!!! lmao. Lets be honest, porsche dont do comprimise, there all out sports cars built for 1 purpose, goin fast and handling like go karts!!!! Why do you think they have two seats??? so chav mates dont weigh it down so they can beat s3's!! lol
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    agree to a point my old man works for porsche,and he gets to borrow different porsches all the time,the boxster s would piss over an s3 but the standard boxster does stuggle ive had a few encounters with him and he only just pulls away and mines only 210bhp,mind you he cant drive rounds bends like me,ha ha:greyrs4:
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    I don't know why people get so wound up, so what if he believes he beat a Porsche..... maybe he did.....maybe he didn't, I don't see why somebody would come on here and make up a pack of lie's, if this was the case then their are some very sad people around indeed !!!!!
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    it was al in another account he just made, lol.
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    Al nice thread
    I think you need to ask yourself if you were a proper Porsche driver would you race a hatchback?
    he had to be either pissed up,on his phone,or pulling your pisser
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    shelley near huddersfield
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    mibi = maybe = mybey = perhaps = it didn`t happen no no it was a 928 no 44 no 24 thats It he beat a 924 in reverse honest I saw it.
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    Ha not that sad bud, a really couldnt tell you how it happend it just did why would i lie iam only saying what happend. Who knows but i know for a fact you cant do the kind of speeds that i was doing and not be gunning it whether it be an s3 or a porsche so explain that. ?? Iam confused myself.
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    you forgot to mention that this all happened on a private road or a road which was extremley quiet,for safety reasons .lol
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    yes yes of course. lol
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    well yeah you do get some porsche eating hatches out there mate, a would like to see a carrera go up against a tuned pulsar or a c20let corsa haha fuk ur 60k plus supercars spend 5k and hunt them down haha :rock:
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    ha ha very true :applaus:
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    Jesus wept. Spare some change from your 5k for a dictionary.
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    :wtf: Im sorry issac am not the best at spelling in the world. haha gimp
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    Mybey you should just shut the hell up and stop trying to be a smart arse on the internet, bet u wouldnt say boo to a ghost in reality same counts for the rest of you there are very few sound people on this forum.
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