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Plug in Air Fresheners.

Discussion in 'Rants & Raves' started by jojo, Jan 24, 2011.

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    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

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    I seriously think my other half is trying to poison me! She's recently purchased one of these things, and even on the lowest possible setting, it sends the scent all around the house. It's suppose to be a flowery smell, but such is the strength of it, I feel like I want to faint everytime I take a wiff of it! :faint:

    HELP!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Tip it down the sink and put it back.
    Then moan about how rubbish it, how long it did not last and how you think she should never get it again.

    Back to candles?
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    bez101 Yorkshire & Humber Rep. Regional Rep

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    those women know what there doing
    id watch her
    if you dont post for 14 days ill send the police to check on you
    has she been to B&Q recently ?
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    I know exactly what you mean, I HATE overbearing air fresheners!!

    Im a non-gay candle man...lol....they have to be vanilla though, nice and discreet, however, I did just recently get the Glade, chocolate and honey one and man, i nearly ate it, it was that nice!!!
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    All about the Vanilla Magic Tree! :)
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    I switched the thing off when I got home last night! Felt much fresher getting up this morning!! lol
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    Cant beat the Vanilla Magic Tree, they are amazing....there used to be one called fruit punch, that was amazing, but cant get it anymore, it smelt like the 10p section of the sweet shop, refreshers, polo fruit, flying saucers, sherbet etc etc!!
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    iv seen these things leak all over peoples dash boards and destroy the plasticy and rubber compounds of the dash its leaked on, not a good sight or repair bill for the owners, i never ever use them nasty vent/dash busting things and if i ever get into a car that has one i truly remove it and eject it out of the closest window into the fist bin that i see,
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    OK, I'm dying, the woman has realised it's switched off and flicked it back on last night!

    Maybe the fact I didn't get her a card or a pressie yesterday has something to do with it. lol

    See you in Hell!
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    Empty its contents and fill with water.
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    Syvo IF IN DOUBT GO FLAT OUT

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    take the fuse out of the plug in, women never check electrics.
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    Just chuck it!!
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    theres a very very simple cure for this!!

    right, empty the contents of it, then take a piss in it! i mean, the **** thats in it at the moment looks like piss anyway right? play the silent card and dont mention the aweful smell, she'll get a whiff of it and think its gone off or something and bin it! or even better, take it back to tesco for a refund or something! u know what these women are like with money!
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    Well you know hat do expect lol...... tut tut not buyin a presssie
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    Don't you mean some women............................ were not all that stupid
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    lol, agree, some women might not, not us on here!!!

    Joe, is she trying to tell you something?? lol Least its not the air freshner off 'Monsters Inc' ....... smelly garbage or damp dog lol
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    You girls blouse Joey, probably fedup with your farts chap :p

    Morning in my house is like the Philharmonic Orchestra with me & issy popping away lmfao.
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