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Pizza anyone??

28v6 Apr 11, 2005

  1. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    A guy goes into a brothel to get some practice performing oral sex on his wife. The "lady" was happy to give him a few pointers and then told him to go for it. So the man goes down on her and, judging by her reaction deemed pretty good at it...But something strange hapened. A couple of minutes into the deed, he felt something in his mouth. he spat it into his hand and found a piece of carrot. "YUK" he thought but said nothing and continued. A couple of minutes later he came up with a broad bean. "F$$kin' 'Ell, this is revolting" he thought. Never the less he says nothing and gives her filthy box one massive shot. A couple of minutes later he came up with a piece of chicken. He couldn't stand it any longer, "I can't do this anymore!!! I'm gonna throw up" "Thats wierd.." remarks the pro... "...thats just what the last fella did"






    TA ..DA! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
     
  2. Grant

    Grant Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi RS3

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  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Minging. [​IMG]
     
  4. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    that is sick, litterally, lmao /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/vomit.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Congrats TDI on reaching 2000 posts full of ****! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Talking of ****..... [​IMG]
     
  7. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Cheers CJ, nice to know someone remembered my [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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