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Pilot announcement

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by lil_coz, Jun 8, 2009.

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    [Jun 8, 2009]
    The plane has taken off and is flying above the clouds when a smooth voice announces over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight 293. The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth flight. Sit back, relax and... OH MY GOD!!!"

    Silence follows, and after a few minutes, the captain’s voice comes back on the intercom. "I’m so sorry if I alarmed you earlier. While I was talking, the flight attendant accidentally spilt hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers."

    "That’s nothing!" a passenger yells. "You should see the back of mine!"
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