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Pickle factory

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Jan 31, 2007.

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    [Jan 31, 2007]
    there was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

    She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

    "For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

    The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.

    "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

    "Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
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