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Phone conversation..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Nov 25, 2006.

  1. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

    Oct 10, 2006
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    In the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I Saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "£60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year Is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer£900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" :lmfao:

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