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Petrol Question - Urgent.

Ads Nov 8, 2010

  1. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Ok, bought my car a week or so ago with a full tank of petrol courtesy of the dealer. Almost 250 miles later and i'm getting seriously low on fuel. So just need to know, how do I fill it up again?

    The dash shows I've got 45 miles left, but need to do a 47 mile journey midweek so pretty urgent.

    Any help appreciated.

    Thanks.
     
  2. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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  3. Ads

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    Where do I find that? Just looked and the only writing I can see on the car is 'A3', '2.0T', and what's on my number plate.
     
  4. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    You want me tell you where you can find it???

    LMAO
     
  5. audicruiser

    audicruiser Audi Heaven

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    Is this thread a joke??? Or am I missing something...:huh:
     
  6. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    I think the best thing you can do is return the car and sign a disclaimer stating you are to stupid to own a car..... he he he
     
  7. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Flaps open, nozzle in, and don't pull out until you've filled her up. Simple as.

    Is this question for real?
     
  8. Ads

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    lol, I see why it sounds funny!
    Sorry, should've made it clearer... I'm not asking for the location of petrol stations, just where the petrol goes.
     
  9. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    It goes in the boot. followed by a lighted candle doesn't it?
     
  10. mike foster

    mike foster Fossie VCDS Map User

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    You've been on the pop again haven't you ? :yum:

    It's easy really - just take it back to the dealer and get him to do it. He's done it once so he can do it again can't he ? :huh:

    Or you could just get them to put some diesel in - much better mpg :ohmy:
     
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  11. PetrolAholic

    PetrolAholic Member

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    As said before but seriously, is this thread for real?
     
  12. mike foster

    mike foster Fossie VCDS Map User

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    Don't know about you but I'm assuming not !! :sadlike:
     
  13. beanoir

    beanoir Large Member

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    I'd go back to the dealers if I were you, I'm sure fuel is the only item deemed as a "consumable" that IS actually covered by the Audi warranty. Go back and demand they fully refuel your vehicle under your warranty, if they kick up a fuss then write into Watchdog and threaten legal action.

    Let us know how you get on..
     
  14. Ads

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    It'll be even more serious in a couple of days when I run out of petrol 2 miles from home.

    Candles, flaps, nozzles?? I've looked in the boot and there is only carpet and a few Asda carrier bags in there.
     
  15. mike foster

    mike foster Fossie VCDS Map User

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    :rtfm: perhaps ??????? lol
     
  16. Ads

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    It's not a manual, it's DSG.
     
  17. mike foster

    mike foster Fossie VCDS Map User

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    You have been on the pop ! :beerchug:
     
  18. chrissy1502002

    chrissy1502002 Member

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    LOL, tbh i seem to have the same problem! I tried to put it up the exhaust because it seems to piss out of there :icon_thumright:, but it didnt work :sadlike: so i wouldnt try that. All that happend was i got a really cheep flame kit for a bit :sos:
     
  19. sub39h

    sub39h Active Member

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  20. palexr

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    Doesn't it go in the hole behind the flap that has "diesel" written on the back?
     
  21. Minstadave

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    It's running out of petrol already?!?! Sounds like you've got a leak or your car is burning petrol, is it smoking?

    Did you pay for the warranty, it should be covered by that. I've got a similar problem with mine, I take it back to the dealer about once a week and get it topped up.
     
  22. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    One day Any3 will post a sensible question & nobody is gonna answer him properly :p
     
  23. Ads

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    Harsh.

    Ps: Wolf!
     
  24. BASS 666

    BASS 666 BMW aye right dead on..

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    mate you have got to be fcuking kidding. is there any chance you would do a timing belt for me ?
     
  25. FranA3

    FranA3 events moderator Regional Rep Gold Supporter Audi A3 Team Brill Red

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    i have the same problem i put petrol in but it keeps on going down all the time i must remmember to push my car everywhere from now on its cheaper that way and a good workout too
     
  26. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:
     
  27. PetrolAholic

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    This thread really isnt going anywhere.

    If you are having a laugh then fair enough, it's funny.

    But if you're being serious I really don't think you should have a driving license.
     
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    Someone explain it to him. :faint:
     
  29. crazy88

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    So true mate, so true!

    funny thread anyway. I agree though, I defo don't think you should be driving...not a girls A3 anyway, you want a man sized car, like the A4.
     
  30. S3Alex

    S3Alex Rarely neutral Team Ibis Audi S3

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    Just be very careful not to put petrol into the antimatter conversion chamber,and to disable the plasma containment first.
     
  31. Ads

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    Don't worry, I won't make that mistake again. Last time I drove too fast up the M1 and ended up in 1945.
     
  32. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    Dont worry, as his signature says, never serious LOL
     
  33. Brett Butler

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    Sure the OP must have run out of petrol by now :p
     
  34. PaulAr

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    The 20T produces around 200ps, yet according to Dr Emmet Brown, 1.21 Gigawatts of power is required for time travel.

    From the nature of your previous posts I am in no doubt you are telling the truth, so can only assume you have a flux capacitor fitted and have duly advised you insurance company.
    May the force be with you and say hello to ET for me.

    Paul
     
  35. FranA3

    FranA3 events moderator Regional Rep Gold Supporter Audi A3 Team Brill Red

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    lmfao @ paulAR
     
  36. Khufu

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