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Perfect tits

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    [Aug 27, 2009]
    One day a man is walking down the street
    when he sees a woman with the
    most perfect tits he'd ever seen
    He goes over and asks if he can bite her tits for £100.
    She declines, disgusted.
    "Ok then" he says, "£1000?"
    Again, disgusted she declines
    "Ok ok how about £10,000?"
    Thinking about this she accepts as
    £10,000 is a lot of money.
    So she pulls her gorgeous tits out and the man starts rubbing them, fondling them and sucking on them but not biting them.
    "Are you gonna bite them or not?" she asks.
    "Nah love," the man replies. "Too expensive"
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    [Aug 27, 2009]
    That's funny
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