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Paying for Sex.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by DAYTONA 500, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. DAYTONA 500

    DAYTONA 500 Well-Known Member
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    A German man approaches a lady of the night. ………….

    'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
    'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'
    '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
    'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
    'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
    'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
    'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the man is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
    'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
    'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....



    .........................Keep rolling.................................























    Four-sprung Duck techniqu
    e !!!!!
     
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  3. sabaxter

    sabaxter Active Member

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    Epic!
     
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    crazyjay91 Dirty Diesel ♥

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    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    Haha
     
  6. Helifella

    Helifella Co-Driver ~ Hattie
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    Ah you beat me to it. Just had this emailed to me. Lol
     
  7. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    Oh for gawd's sake, I first heard that joke in 1987!
     
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    :laugh::laugh:
     
  11. PaulC1988

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    Now that is grumpy! lol and what sort of memory do you have?! Can you remember the time and date? lol
     
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  12. S3 Hilife

    S3 Hilife It's an addiction
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    She must be alot older now cos she only charges £20 an hour :eagerness:
     

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