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Paying for Sex.

DAYTONA 500 Jul 10, 2013

  1. DAYTONA 500

    DAYTONA 500 Well-Known Member Team Glacier Audi RS3

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    A German man approaches a lady of the night. ………….

    'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
    'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'
    '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
    'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
    'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
    'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
    'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the man is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
    'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
    'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....



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    Four-sprung Duck techniqu
    e !!!!!
     
  2. sabaxter

    sabaxter Active Member

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    Epic!
     
  3. crazyjay91

    crazyjay91 Dirty Diesel ♥

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  4. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    Haha
     
  5. Helifella

    Helifella Co-Driver ~ Hattie Staff Member Moderator Regional Rep VCDS Map User

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    Ah you beat me to it. Just had this emailed to me. Lol
     
  6. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Audi S4 Black Edition s tronic

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    Oh for gawd's sake, I first heard that joke in 1987!
     
  7. desertstorm

    desertstorm Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4 Audi Avant Owner Group TDi

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  8. mastero

    mastero Member

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  9. IPSGA

    IPSGA Member

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    :laugh::laugh:
     
  10. PaulC1988

    PaulC1988 Member

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    Now that is grumpy! lol and what sort of memory do you have?! Can you remember the time and date? lol
     
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  11. S3 Hilife

    S3 Hilife It's an addiction Team Dolphin Grey VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Bronze Supporter quattro Audi S3

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    She must be alot older now cos she only charges £20 an hour :eagerness:
     

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