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Pastor Flaps

_G_ Aug 30, 2012

  1. _G_

    _G_ Active Member

    One day Pastor Flaps was walking past the pub when he saw through the window one of his congregation sitting at the bar drinking whiskey. Not wanting any of his flock to be part-taking in this evil pass-time he rushed in shouting " Mary Mary put that down and you are coming home with me". So Mary drops the glass and staggers to her feet but looses her balance and falls into Pastor Flaps, sending him flying too, as he was just a small wee man. Anyways Mary ends up lying on top of the Pastor, skirt up around her neck and passes out drunk. When the bar man, who was in another room, comes in to see what all the noise was about and sees Mary on top of the Pastor on the ground he comes to the wrong conclusion and shouts "Hey stop now and get up!!! there will be no sex in this Pub". To which the priest says "You don't understand I am Pastor Flaps" so the Barman Gives up and says "Well if you're that far in you might as well keep going!!!"
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  2. ruffrida

    ruffrida Well-Known Member

    Thats brilliant, nearly made me wee, lol

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