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PADDY'S FINGERS......

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Jul 14, 2009.

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    [FONT=&quot] Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

    He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

    The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' DA fingers and I'll see what OI can do'.

    Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got DA fingers.'

    'Whadda ya mean you haven't got DA fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!

    We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!

    Why didn't ya bring DA fingers?!?'

    And Paddy said,

    ' How DA fock was I 'spose to pick them up????[/FONT]
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    :lmfao: I did actually Laugh out loud!! How sad am I!!
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    was he a mutant?

    I only have 8 fingers
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    With 2 thumbs like me!! although he is Irish!!!
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    Haha, very funny!!
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