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PADDY'S FINGERS......

L1 HCS Jul 14, 2009

  1. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    [FONT=&quot] Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

    He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

    The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' DA fingers and I'll see what OI can do'.

    Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got DA fingers.'

    'Whadda ya mean you haven't got DA fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!

    We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!

    Why didn't ya bring DA fingers?!?'

    And Paddy said,

    ' How DA fock was I 'spose to pick them up????[/FONT]
     
  2. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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  3. Purple Princess

    Purple Princess Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    :lmfao: I did actually Laugh out loud!! How sad am I!!
     
  4. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    was he a mutant?

    I only have 8 fingers
     
  5. Purple Princess

    Purple Princess Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    With 2 thumbs like me!! although he is Irish!!!
     
  6. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Haha, very funny!!
     

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