Feb 14, 2013
-According to his attorney, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
I heard he was just out with some mates and got a bit legless....
Police report from Oscar Pistorius' house:
"When asked to explain the body in his house, the suspect appeared to be stumped"
His defense attorney is applying for bail. -They claim that he can't run!
...(Honestly! -You can't make this stuff up!)
Apparently when his girlfriend's family buried their daughter, there was a touching poem read out as the coffin was lowered...
"Roses are lovely,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to sneak up on Oscar Pistorius"
Apparently he wanted a new bathroom door,but his girlfriend was dead against it...
Oh we're all going straight to hell......
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