Take 1 sunny day, an S3 8L in the best colour combination, and a generous helping of time. Prepare the rest of the ingredients and set aside. Take 1 pressure washer and dilute some Megs Hyperwash approx 1:5 with cold water. Apply foam liberally to the S3. Leave to rest for 10mins. Pressure wash off, including under wheel arches and along all sills. Apply Bilberry to each wheel, and lightly agitate with a detailing brush. Pressure wash off. Apply Iron-X to whole of car, allow to rest for 2-3 minutes. Pressure wash off. Prepare 2 buckets of warm water, one containing 3-4 squirts of Dodo Juice Supernatural. Wash entire car with lambswool wash mit, from top to bottom, using the 2-bucket method. Rinse with open hose. Allow to rest while consuming 1 cup of tea (no sugar, just a splash of milk) and a handful of biscuits. Dry car carefully using a microfibre towel, including all door shuts and window surrounds. Take 1/2 bar of Megs clay and a bottle of Megs Quick Detailer. Treat entire car to clay bar treatment. Apply AG Super Resin Polish to entire car (one panel at a time) and buff off with a super soft polishing towel. Rest with 4 slices of pizza from the previous evening. Wash down with 1 pint of cold Coke (other brands are available). Release internal body pressure in a very vocal way. Apologise to wife. Wash hands to remove pizza residue before continuing. Take 1 tin of Collinite 476S and apply to one panel at a time with a soft polishing pad. Buff off with a super soft polishing towel. Repeat until entire car is coated. Stand back, admire your work. Lovely...! For desert, next week I shall be preparing an engine bay souffle and an interior merringue.