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ONE FOR THE GOLFERS !!!!!!!!!

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    Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...

    Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"

    Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

    Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but
    I think I've got that fixed, now."

    Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop
    playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I
    play, it seems to be all right."

    Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"

    Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."

    Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

    Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
    and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
    towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
    to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
    towards his voice."

    "But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.

    "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
    and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
    towards his voice."

    Tiger: "What's your handicap?"

    Stevie: "Actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."

    Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

    Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for
    money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?"

    Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, I'm game.
    $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?"

    Stevie: "Pick a night."
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