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One for the girls.....

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    [Apr 29, 2005]
    Once upon a time in a land far away a beautiful independent self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: Elegant Lady I was once a handsome prince
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am and then my sweet we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother where you can prepare my meals clean my clothes bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

    That night as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce. She chuckled and thought to herself:
    I don't f*****g  think so.
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    [Apr 29, 2005]
    Good one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    [Apr 29, 2005]
    And so it was that the highly toxic legs of the Lesser Andean Tree Frog poisoned our young princess, here endeth the lesson......... :)
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