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One for Jojo.... Is this on his "Specials" menu...

hop2407 Jun 22, 2005

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    A groaner that will raise a Smile......

    A late night diner at a new Chinese restaurant ordered the signature meal, Chicken Surprise.

    A large plate of hot rice was put in front of him together with a wicker basket with a hinged lid.
    Moments later the hinge lid lifted enough to show a pair of glinting eyes.

    After a minute or two this was repeated.

    And then a third time a few moments later. The diner, now in some alarm, called the waiter back to his table.

    "There's something looking at me in the basket," said the diner.
    "What did you order?" asked the waiter.
    "Chicken surprise."
    "Oh I am so sorry, there's been a mix up. That's not the Chicken Surprise... that's the Peeking Duck.
     
  2. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    very good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  3. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    LOL, good thing they didn't get the BANG BANG! chicken /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  4. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    LOL, good thing they didn't get the BANG BANG! chicken /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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    Ha Ha... Mind you, I bet all Solihull birds are equipped with a gun /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    LOL, good thing they didn't get the BANG BANG! chicken /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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    Ha Ha... Mind you, I bet all Solihull birds are equipped with a gun /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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    Easy there Hop, that could be Mrs JoJo your taking about. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  6. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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