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Old... But still funny!

bravepilot Jan 25, 2005

  1. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
    1 Bar of Soap
    1 Toothbrush
    1 Tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 kraft single
    1 samosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 frozen pizza

    The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
    carrying
    a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.

    As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

    He looks at her - straight in the eyes and says

    "Because you're minging"
     
  2. Rob W8

    Rob W8 Member

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    Quality /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Good one....
     
  4. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Haha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  5. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    very good! good laugh
     
  6. Markb

    Markb Active Member

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    P*sser LMAO
     

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