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Old but a good one!

necroeire May 10, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
    made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
    would break him out of this crazy habit.
    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
    session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband
    was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
    wonderful and larger than a real one.
    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*****d," she screamed at him,
    "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You'd better explain
    yourself!"
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain
    the toy... you explain the kids."
     
  2. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Excellent. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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