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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Japper, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. Japper
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
    faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
    discovers that she's lost.

    Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with
    the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep sh-1-t now!"

    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to
    chew on the bones with
    her back to the approaching cat.

    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
    that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"


    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
    terror comes over him
    and he slinks away into the trees.

    "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
    tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
    protection from the leopard.

    So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with
    great speed, and figures that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
    deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
    monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
    canine!"

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
    thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

    But instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers,
    pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to
    hear, the old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
    ago to bring me another leopard!"

    Moral of this story...... Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
    always overcome youth and skill! Bull /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif and brilliance only come with age
    and experience!
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Good One.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Excellent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Top form Japper. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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