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Office Girl

necroeire Apr 21, 2006

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
    someone else...

    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
    give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO

    Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
    down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
    boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very
    fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and
    accepts the proposal.

    Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
    call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what
    happened......




    She said "THE B*STARD USED COINS!!!"
     
  2. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    ha ha brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  3. beaker

    beaker Member

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    Excellent!
     
  4. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

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  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    good one ........... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  6. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif hilarious!!!
     
  7. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    He saw here cummin didnt he, lmao
     
  8. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Was she blonde?
    lol
     
  9. Defratos

    Defratos YouÂ’re Dethpicable!!

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    lol nice one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     

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