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Obsessions !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, May 28, 2013.

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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
    Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
    You've even named your daughter Candy.'

    He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
    Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

    He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
    This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

    At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little
    boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on ****, this bloke has no idea what
    he's talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home'


     
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