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not car problems but woman problems

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by northernlights, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. NHN
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    munters, lol, havnt heard that in a while now, lol.

    woman drinking a pint isnt so bad tbh, if its like 5 a night then yeah but occassional when out I cant see issue, my mrs drinks pints & beer at times but she eats very healthy at the same time, she's very particular aswell as italians wont have pizza without a beer usually, she laughs at our drinking/eating habits in UK without being stuck up as such & I can see her points & why they live longer & tbh better the food is just well sublime

    Even there biscuits are unreal, namely "Maccine" can eat them until the cows come home, so niceeeee man, lol, kid at heart.
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    [Jun 8, 2009]
    Is that Pauline from 'Fat Fighters' in your sig NHN?, how ironic!! :p
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    Look I said the mrs was italian, not me, lol, I just love cakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    But there food is so addictive man, tastes so ah bisto
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    lol :sm4: I like to bring back words that we used in school every now and then. 'Munter' is up there with 'Your mum' lol

    I see where you're coming from but I'm talking about pint after pint after pint. And getting into 'downing' competitions. Very lady like...

    I'm not so sure food has anything to do with it to a certain extent. Yes food around the Med is nicer, but its all in moderation as you said. Food which is available in England is perfectly fine for keeping a nice figure. I'm finding that more and more girls tend to go for take aways rather than something healthy. They like the easy option.

    Saying that girls from the Med are nice when they are young is all good and well. When they get older, they start growing a tash! Now I'm Cypriot and I've got a few aunts with some bum fluff lol
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    Hey mate. Communication is always the way, even if you or her doesn't like what they're gonna be hearing? You road tested the Spanish model yet? Look at the previous model( the mother! ) and see how it's holding up. Always a good sign...
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    [Jun 9, 2009]
    Chat to Jase aka Voorhees think he's got some Veet leftover from his legs :undwech:
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    For some people who said said wrong forum,l believe this section is for general discussion which means you can raise any issue on your mind.

    And (nothernlights)if your missus gives you headache but she loves then stay with her because the grass isnt really greener on the other side.But if she doesnt love you then move on,life is too short.Try and work things out if you can.
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    [Jun 9, 2009]
    This thread is so Random!!!

    But very funny!!
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    Are you Adam Sandler? This sounds like Spanglish!

    Women are programmed to drive us men mad... they are all sweetness and light at first.. then once they have the commitment they show their true colours! Stick with what you know - you still love your wife so in my opinion that is decision made.

    No harm in window shopping :)
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    [Jun 10, 2009]
    northernlights has gone AWOL since posting this.....hope hes okay.
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    He's moved to Spain mate.
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    [Jun 10, 2009]
    no tinterweb in Spain.....mmmmm
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    [Jun 10, 2009]
    but then a better looking younger model is never a bad thing :):sex:
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    Wow! I need to stand up for us women. I don't drink pints, I'm not 2 or 3 times the size of anyone.











    Oh ... and I don't stop and wee in the middle of the street either :p

    There may be some 'munters' out there but there are also loads of manky blokes to match
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    Jase come on, younger model & in spain, would you be on the net right now, lmfao.

    & Nic, well said, but unfortunately not all of them take care of themselves as you do & have some decorum.
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    A VERY valid point to be fair ;)
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    The blokes are worse! lol

    As I said, there are good looking girls in the UK, just a lot of them dont look after themselves like they used to. Let me put it another way... People don't go on holiday to England and look forward to seeing the lovely ladies. Good looking girls isn't what England is known for!

    I'm not saying that you don't get any ugly girls in Spain or Italy, its just there's a lot more of them in the UK.
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    [Jun 10, 2009]
    Maybe the responses weren't as serious as he had hoped?! :jester:
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    I feel we have all been a wealth of knowledge and a decent shoulder for the man, don't see what the problem is!!! *snigers into hand*
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    Huh hurrrmmmmm

    Now who said they wernt serious enough for him.

    OK amongst my jokes aswell, lol, but you boys I mean I dont know cant take you anywhere, me mister serious & you guys have no respect for people in need of help:

























    Who said spanish women arent fat

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    [Jun 11, 2009]
    That made me throw away my tuna melt!
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    That made me instantly hard.
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    ROFLMFAO lol, I weeeeeeeeeddddd, lol
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    I want to see some ID to prove she's Spanish! :detective2:
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    great - I now have tea all over my keyboard! haha
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    S3 HODGE Brown passenger seat.

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    You dirty old men! :sadlike:
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    Welcome to the wet keyboard group & for Neily that has other meanings besides tea, ROFLMFAO
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    lmao and where exactly have you installed this camera?!
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    You'd be amazed how small cameras are these days, streamed aswell, url to follow................ lol
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    weird she has a 360 degree arse
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    [Jun 12, 2009]
    Built for comfort not for speed Jonnie
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    yeah comfort ....and full of chaf and ingrowing hairs lol hahahahaha
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    If she jumped in the sky she'd get stuck! *mmmmmm*
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    i think she already is stuck lol ...
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    [Jun 13, 2009]
    still no sign of northern lights, perhaps he hanging about the woods somewhere ?
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