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A bit non-PC, i'm glad to say...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
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It's raining, it's pouring,
Oh ****, it's global warming.
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Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
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Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
And turned its wool to nylon.
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ****
Now two of his teeth are missing.
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught the Foot and Mouth
And now it's black and crispy.
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Mary had a little lamb
Full of fun and frolics
It tried to jump a five bar gate
And landed on its head.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
-----------------------------------------------------------
It's raining, it's pouring,
Oh ****, it's global warming.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'Twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.
----------------------------------------------------------
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ****
And turned its wool to nylon.
----------------------------------------------------------
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
----------------------------------------------------------
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
----------------------------------------------------------
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ****
Now two of his teeth are missing.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught the Foot and Mouth
And now it's black and crispy.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
Full of fun and frolics
It tried to jump a five bar gate
And landed on its head.
