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  1. imported_Rooney
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    [May 12, 2005]
    After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,
    as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor
    and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
    fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
    go home, get a big firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
    the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
    world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home,
    lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

    He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at
    which point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he
    could continue counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner
    London,Newcastle, Wales and anywhere in Australia and South Africa.
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    PMSL..... Nice one rooney /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif
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    Very good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    [May 12, 2005]
    I was wondering why I'm sterile... :))
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    I was wondering why I'm sterile... :))

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    [May 12, 2005]
    Good clean fun lol
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    [May 12, 2005]
    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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    Ey! Ey! Ey! Caaaalm down! Caaaalm down!
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    hahaha excellent! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    Oh no, i can see where this is going.

    7 or 14. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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    Ey! Ey! Ey! Caaaalm down! Caaaalm down!

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Couldn't have said it better!

    (Remember it’s only a joke! If you had the opportunity I’m sure you wouldn't hesitate to twist the joke to be about us southerners!)
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    [May 13, 2005]
    its just the same as rascism you know.........( im only kidding, im not that touchy...)
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