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imported_Rooney May 12, 2005

  1. imported_Rooney

    imported_Rooney Guest

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    After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,
    as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor
    and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
    fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
    go home, get a big firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
    the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
    world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
    ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home,
    lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

    He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at
    which point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he
    could continue counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner
    London,Newcastle, Wales and anywhere in Australia and South Africa.
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    PMSL..... Nice one rooney /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Very good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  4. imported_disley

    imported_disley Guest

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  5. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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  6. audi5e

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    I was wondering why I'm sterile... :))
     
  7. TDI-line

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    I was wondering why I'm sterile... :))

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  8. Rev-head

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  9. fallmonk

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    Good clean fun lol
     
  10. myzeneye

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    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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  11. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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    Ey! Ey! Ey! Caaaalm down! Caaaalm down!
     
  12. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    hahaha excellent! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  13. TDI-line

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    Oh no, i can see where this is going.

    7 or 14. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  14. imported_Rooney

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    f@ck off rooney you tit.
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    Ey! Ey! Ey! Caaaalm down! Caaaalm down!

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Couldn't have said it better!

    (Remember it’s only a joke! If you had the opportunity I’m sure you wouldn't hesitate to twist the joke to be about us southerners!)
     
  15. myzeneye

    myzeneye Member

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    its just the same as rascism you know.........( im only kidding, im not that touchy...)
     

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