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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator
    Staff Member Moderator Black Edition Team Brill Red

    Dec 18, 2005
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    A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
    after in Newcastle. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
    but did manage to communicate with her husband.
    The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
    didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
    like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
    her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how
    to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse
    to show the butcher her breasts.The butcher understood again, and
    gave her some chicken breasts.
    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
    Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
    (Please scroll down.)

    What were you
    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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  3. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid
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    Feb 19, 2010
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    haa haa good one!:salute:
  4. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving
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    Dec 20, 2009
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    Hah, like that one.

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