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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. miw615

    miw615 Member

    Feb 21, 2013
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    A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
    All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
    The guy then responded with a loud voice: “£500 FOR ONE NIGHT. THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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