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never question a piss head

voorhees Mar 14, 2007

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Black Edition Team Brill Red

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    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    A 4 litre of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A litre of orange juice
    A head of romaine lettuce
    A 2-lb. can of coffee
    A 1-lb. package of bacon

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, she
    noticed a drunk standing behind her watching her as she placed the
    items
    in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her
    purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single". The woman was
    a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
    six
    items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
    you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The
    drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
     
  2. pav-g

    pav-g Member

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    Thats good, nice one mate!
     
  3. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    excellent
     
  4. smee

    smee Member

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    :applaus:
     
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    Lowlife German Hardcore

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  6. motorbikez

    motorbikez Active Member

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    nice one
     

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