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Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Hot Stuff, May 8, 2007.

  1. Hot Stuff

    Hot Stuff Guest

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Frankie.

    Mary had a little skirt
    With splits right up the sides
    And every time that Mary walked
    The boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another skirt
    Twas split right up the front
    And every time that Mary walked
    The boys could see her...


    Little boy blew.
    Hey. He needed the money.

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    Her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
     
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  3. bravepilot

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    Mary had a little lamb
    it was always a' grunting
    she tied it to a five bar gate
    and kicked it's little **** in!
     
  4. smee

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock
    Little Bo Peep was sucking his C***
    As soon as he came she started to weep
    She knew by the taste he'd been f****** her sheep!
     
  5. bravepilot

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    :lmfao: :jump: :applaus: Keep 'em coming!!!
     
  6. C_Audiboy

    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    Ha ha ha - a 'Hotstuff' thread alive again......
     
  7. joost

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    I won't repeat what I said when I saw the original poster's name - thought she'd Returned!
     
  8. bravepilot

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    Has she gone?
     
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    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    Oh dear, never read that one! :faint:
     
  11. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    twas funny for sure
     
  12. Randomjim

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    Not really a nursery rhyme but....

    I once knew a man from Nantucket
    Who's nob was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a c**t i could f**k it
     
  13. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    Very funny.
     

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