Jack and Jill went up the hill To have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Frankie. Mary had a little skirt With splits right up the sides And every time that Mary walked The boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt Twas split right up the front And every time that Mary walked The boys could see her... Little boy blew. Hey. He needed the money. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.