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Nasa, 2 chimps & a woman in space

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    NASA sent a woman and two chimps into space.

    Radio messages were as follows:

    "NASA to Chimp 1: Optimize life support systems and recalibrate radiation monitoring equipment."

    "NASA to Chimp 2: Check trajectory and compensate if required using formula(m2-3n) x (5-m3)."

    "NASA to woman: Hoover capsule. Feed chimps. Touch **** all."
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    LMAO:yes:
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