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Nadia from big brother....

silver75 Nov 4, 2006

  1. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    OK I know this wrong, just plain wrong...

    ...but I saw Nadia in the pub and er, I couldnt stop looking! Her/his mahatmas are HUGE and her chin is less Jimmy hill/desperate danesque in real life. My GF thought it was hilarious but I'm a bit worried.. do you think it was the hoegaarden or do i have "tendancies" :think:

    Got enough on my plate without discovering a new "fruity" side to my nature especially at this stage in my life :(

    [​IMG]

    :sadlike: ....:wub: ....:puke:.... :ohmy: ....:drool: ....:no: ...:confused:
     
  2. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    no harm in looking, she is pretty... You might be going through a mid-life crisis!! or a sexual crisis?!?!
     
  3. treblesykes

    treblesykes Member

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    get help both of you
     
  4. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    OMG guy come on and get a grip....
     
  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Oh Boy ...you are needing help or some bags for going on heads...lol
     
  6. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    All I'll say is see "Peter & Sharon" in the Jokes section... says it all really..:puke2: :asskicking:
     
  7. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Word of advice fella, DON'T tell ya mates!!!!!!!!

    They'll have a field day on you getting hooked up on some cock in a frock.
     
  8. rich1068

    rich1068 Member

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    Yep. Best just limit this information to the internet.

    lol!
     
  9. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    I bet that Nadia is the ideal woman though, think of it, you can go up the pub any time that you want, although he/she/it would drink you under the table, you wouldnt have to watch location location, or any other doing it up programme, no more soaps eastenders etc, could watch all the football that sky throws at you.

    Only down side in my eyes is

    1 nadias voice
    2 who does the Ironing/cleaning/washing up/hoovering
    3 Her hairy palms/back/arse crack
    4 Her fanjita is really a old bawl bag

    Second thoughts i think i'll stick to looking at ladies
     
  10. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    Go heal yourself, you have the internet. I'm sure onlyme can advise you where to go look...
     
  11. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    Silver75 - I reckon it's the fake tits that are doing it for you... I'm guessing you weren't looking at anything else?

    I think she / it is pretty ugly to be honest and them thoughts are wrong, however just having a gawp / look at the fake wonders can't really be an issue for a red blooded bloke in my book.
     
  12. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    Google fake t*tties and behold the wonders of the world wide web but if you see lady boy fake T*tties steer well clear as it does become confusing and may persuade you to visit Thailand, tread carefully silver75
     
  13. easytease

    easytease cheesypeas

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    bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha *breathes in more air* bahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah


    she lives/lived in my town. avoided her like the plague
     
  14. Drizz

    Drizz Project Plush

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    Ew, wrong!
     
  15. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    How can it be wrong when it feels so right :jester:
     
  16. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    :ohmy: is this true!?
     
  17. MikeA3

    MikeA3 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    easytease - if you live in the same village as "it"- could you not run "it" over and spare us this x list celebrity pish thats infected tv at the moment

    and then run over the rest of the big brother housemates if possible :racer:
     
  18. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

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    Lol i had to see this thread
     
  19. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    This thread is GAY! :sex:
     
  20. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    [​IMG]

    It isnt now.



    not trying to prove anything by posting nekkid blondes
     
  21. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

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    shes fit, got amazing tantalooones too
     
  22. 28v6

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    How can you tell .. am I looking at the picture the wrong way?? I though she had a bib over her bonnet & headlights:think: :uhm:
     
  23. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

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    because i woke up next to her
     
  24. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    "Next to her "what???
     
  25. Defratos

    Defratos YouÂ’re Dethpicable!!

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    lol just read this thread, damn man still have the same feelings?
     
  26. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    Dont let silver know but i was hiding behind the white satin sheet being as quite as a mouse
     
  27. aq965

    aq965 fo'rum abuser

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    that was the burd that won max power babes comp man she is fine:wub:

    oh for anyone that doesnt no her http://www.kerri-parker.com/portfolio/index.html
     
  28. easytease

    easytease cheesypeas

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    i shall endevour to meet your request. however, you'll be billed for the bodywork repairs. hippos are damn tough
     
  29. 28v6

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    I put this "tread" down to the fact that Specksavers were closed at the time of posting:yes: ... I mean C'mon now we all know its wrong:yes: , but just compare the photos from Silver 75 (Me hopes thats not a reference to ye old Rover75!:sadlike: ) and the photos on the thread "EYE CANDY" I mean there's just no competition...I rather look at "EYE CANDY" Booty than some err.."confused" persons butt... I mean it conjures up a horrible image on the version of Nutcracker.... Going down on her would be extremely painful as her legs /thighs WOULD have the power to injure if he/she didn't like it...:scared2: :puke:

    But, whatever "Floats yer Boat" mate....

    P.S Black& Lizars are doing good deals on spectacles... :thumbsup:
     
  30. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    yeh...:redface:

    NO!!! I'll start again, I was in a pub, I'd had a few hoegaardens, Nadia was there, she had her jugs half-out and she looked strangely appealing in a sick kinda way..:shrug:

    not saying shes fit or anything just in the flesh she looks "alrite" for a woman who used to have a dinkle and has a jimmy hillesque profile.

    obviously..
     
  31. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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  32. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    I can't stand horrid plastic tats on a GIRL,..........never mind a GEEZER!!!
     
  33. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    You don't think they give them a fanny-transplant from the local morgue do ya??? LOL!!
     
  34. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    i think they chop the balls off and tuck the wanger inside and create some sort of fanny flaps, ewww the thought if it makes me nauseous.
     
  35. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    Hmmmmm.........
     
  36. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    WHAT????:scared2: :wtf: Having you Doodah chopped off makes you horny?? Bobbitt ain't your name by any chance is it?
     
  37. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    I think dan has selective viewing and he's projecting his thoughts into type...
     
  38. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    :busted_cop: :busted_cop: ;)
     
  39. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    Even after 9 months in the desert with explosions, gunfire, ******* big spiders and only lady palm for company I still wouldnt...without 10 pints of stella inside me!
     
  40. Randomjim

    Randomjim Active Member

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    lady palm ha ha :laugh: theres some great sayings on this thread
     

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