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My old mans z4

pwnorman Jul 15, 2005

  1. pwnorman

    pwnorman Member

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    My old fella just got a z4 must admit a nice car even though its from the dark side its abit slow but other than that its ok,the thing is i was shocked to learn it had indicators that worked when i drove it (the only bmw in history to indicate more than once) and the front fog lights did'nt come on automatically when i turned the lights on it has a switch to do it,so i've told him to take it back n get it sorted as i've never known a bmw have those fitted even as optional extra's it must be a dud.
     
  2. Jonc

    Jonc Member

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    don't forget to get the tracking sorted so that it always pulls to the right to automatically slot into the overtaking lane.
     
  3. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    don't forget to get the tracking sorted so that it always pulls to the right to automatically slot into the overtaking lane.

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    Do you mean the BMW lane?
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Isn't the BMW lane, all of the lanes.
     
  5. audi5e

    audi5e Member

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    And while you're about it, get a frontal lobe lobotomy as well.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  6. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Isn't the BMW lane, all of the lanes.

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    NO NO , its the 3rd lane! its like scalelextric they cant move out that lane till the crash! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  7. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    I think this explains it....

    BMW Drivers

    The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

    First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)

    Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)

    Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

    Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

    Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

    Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're ?20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW.
     
  8. audi5e

    audi5e Member

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    Dripping lad, dripping! :))
     
  9. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    u is the "man" very funny , did u type all that out the BMW drivers manual?
    PMSL!
     
  10. TDI-line

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    Cheers Fallmonk. [​IMG]
     
  11. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Hilarious TDI /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif Awww man you had me in stitches there! Nice one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  12. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Top class, mate, and sooooooooo true! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  13. bradspau

    bradspau New Member

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    not all of them are the BMW lane - its the lane in the middle when no one else is near them!
     

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