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My new sign for other motorists

JD09 Jun 2, 2010

  1. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Well. After 13 months of a new bypass round about and junction being added to a local road, I have grown so sick and tired of being beeped at, sworn at, brake tested and tailgated that I have made a sign.

    It says, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE!

    I will upload photos later on of the sign, but before I do, as an impartial crowd (;));

    Two lanes approaching a roundabout.
    Two exits; straight on (A road) and left onto the dual carriage way that they are extending.

    Soon to have a third exit (right) to carry on the dual carriage way bypass. Pictures;

    The approach to the roundabout;

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    The current dual carriage way

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    The soon to be new entrance to the ongoing carriage way bypass;

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    Now, the road signs are no longer there, so don't show which lane you are meant to be in. But still, 90% of people get it right, WTF is up with the other 10%?????????

    JESUS H CHRIST!

    I think the cider drinking, 4x4 driving, balding, tatoo'd, 40 year old chav that yelled "nob head" out of his window this afternoon was the final straw.
     
  2. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I'm looking forward to seeing the sign.

    (in my rear view mirror) hehe ;)
     
  3. Watty

    Watty ..... (_!_) Sarah's A3s #1 Fan

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    Aha, Alderley Edge by pass....., I know this quite well and the approach from Whitehall bridge (IIRC). Yes, the left lane is a feeder for the Handforth by pass, so I guess now the white arrows have been removed, it's a free for all and a race to go straight ahead which is only single lane!! Honk honk a plenty a bet now. Still the new road should be open soon. Our friends in Cheshire East Council (bridges) are working well.
     
  4. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Surely they should have temp signs up! Maybe they are waiting for Dyl to return to sort it out lol.

    And the arrows may still be there? James are they still there??? Use more recent pics that Google have.

    Lets see your sign lol
     
    Last edited: Jun 2, 2010
  5. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    I was expecting some form of fingers sticking up, lmfao, when I read this title

    OT: Sarah, I'm a Male, well was when I last looked :jester:
     
  6. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Ah but how do I know for sure lol! And do you look often haa haa bet you do!!! :think:
     
  7. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    ATM yes I do, until she pops her head out in August, baby that is, pmsl
     
  8. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    haa haa is that the excuse you use!! I'd best not say anything lol....enjoy!!

    August..aw! not too long now but then its sleep dep lol but worth it! Keep in there tiger!!
     
  9. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    The old saying "why break a habit of a lifetime" pmsl
     
  10. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    That and only you do it the best lol ...lol, boys n their toys!
     
  11. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    How did you know that :eyebrows:
     
  12. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Its a mans holy graile lol! And nowt wrong with that but sometimes some women are better:whip: lol
     
  13. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol at the spam ;)

    Forgot to update this with photos. Sarah; there are no signs for the correct lane, but 90% of people are from around here and therefore carry on as normal.

    It's the fooking foreigners (to the area, I'm not being racist) that get it wrong and all hell breaks loose when they get stuck half way round and ten cars pass them on the inside without letting them in!
     
  14. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    So where are the sign pictures then? And the spam in this thread is top notch!!!! I just laughed at my desk at work, always good!
     
  15. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    They do say drinking from the cup....................................or is that another phrase, figure of speech, ah sod it you get me girl lmfao.
     
  16. A3 XME

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    (Pictures still to be posted) :) lol
     
  17. The Maestro

    The Maestro S3 ~ MTM 330BHP ~ Milltek TBE

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    I'm on the edge of my seat, seriously! Chop chop lol.
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    haaa haaaa I get ya mate! And thats something you cant do yourself! lol
     
  19. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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