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My lass just kerbed my wheels 1 month after refurb!!!

boya Mar 27, 2011

  1. boya

    boya Member

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    Absolutely gutted! Get busy with a paintbrush next week I think!
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  2. hades-

    hades- Yorkshire & Humber Rep. Regional Rep VCDS Map User

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    id have to burn her shoes or a handbag
    see how she likes it
     
  3. simon.m

    simon.m Active Member

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    lmao id do both lol
     
  4. Widemonkeys

    Widemonkeys 1st Gear

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    Make her get the bus lol
     
  5. scott b

    scott b Active Member VCDS Map User

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    thats why my misses doesnt drive my car
     
  6. AudiLeon

    AudiLeon Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Our lass went to florida for 3 weeks with her family when we first got together.
    Whilst she was away, the car went in for bonnet, bumpers and a wing spray job.
    Alloys were taken off and taken to a mate to be fully refurbed and sorted.

    She came back, happy as hell her car was mint again.
    That week she kerbed 2 of them.
     
  7. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    I can beat that, 3 hours or so after new wheels delivered, nice one you stupid cow, if we wernt close enough to the kerb & she parked up handbrake on, then decides not quite close enough, crunchhhhh
     
  8. AudiLeon

    AudiLeon Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Sucks doesn't it, but us men can be as bad.
    Like when i forked out a fortune for brand new compomotive Mos, in white with toyo t1r's.
    Caught a kerb coming out of a car park, teeny weeny tiny mark on the alloy.
    Red mist sets in, v6 goes at full pelt. Doing my ussual thing. In the wrong place, lose control 180 spin in the road, 2 wheels straight into a kerb.
    Sweet as a nut.
     
  9. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Not as much as she did that night...................................
     
  10. CMD

    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    100% WITH YOU ON THIS. WOMAN DO NOT HAVE ANY MECHANICAL SYMPATHY. Boya buy your partner a cheap car so she can hit and curb the wheels all day long.
     
  11. crazypainter

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    :laugh::laugh::sorry:
     
  12. scott b

    scott b Active Member VCDS Map User

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    exactly, shes got a corsa with nicely kerbed wheels lol
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    That sucks lads.
    The misses would owe me big time if she did that to me alloys.
    Lucky for me though she hates automatics.

    If the destroyer of alloys has to drive your car, you could all ways fit alloygators.
     
  14. mitch2575

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    Feeling you all! Fitted my brand spanking Alloys then my pops borrows my car.... comes back with 2 wheels kerbed!! Red Mist!
     
  15. dubdemand

    dubdemand VAG Addict

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    Sorry to hear about the end of your relationship... hope the wheels get sorted soon!
     
  16. YoungDan

    YoungDan www.DubClique.net

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    Surely she'll let you dry hump her now?! She owes you big time.

    Get that womb broom out and clean out her skin chimmney.
     
  17. CHRIS555

    CHRIS555 DOPE with added OCD

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    Women are not normal. Think about it. If you were to bleed for several days running - you'd die. That right, dead, not moving, not breathing and no more Only Fool and Horses.

    Women though buy a piece of thick bog role, pop it in place then go dancing with poodles and stuff. It;s true - I've seen it on the tele!

    You know, cavemen kept women in the kitchen for a reason - saftey - it was safer to go and play with falling rocks than be near the one with various bit missing.

    Saying that though - you can't live with them or without!

    Sorry to hear about your wheels mate.
     
  18. dejongj

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    Gutted for you bud.

    My wive once came home very upset, genuinly upset, as my 22s one week old were kerbed. Boy did I have a big pass to buy more toys :)

    Never forget it with her Murano as well, she had it 2 days from new and a transit van was all the way across the road and took her wing mirror off. She told me and had it fixed 2 days later, I was in the garage a day there after to pickup some missing bits from another order and they never told me. Very discrete of them. I asked them about it and they said they have a policy like that and make good money out of rush body work repair jobs from wives and girlf friends....I bet they do.
     
  19. boya

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    Ha ha ha it's nice to know that am not the only one lol!! Well I just woke up off nightshift only to find out that the f****** mother in law has curbed the third one now! It's worse than the 2 pictured put together! Really sick now!!!! Powder Coated may be the answer! At least when this happens I can hold out my hand get 60 quid off whoever is to blame and go and get it fixed there and then, to be honest I have completely lost interest in them now, hammerite would do am that sick!!
     
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  20. N8

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    Mine does it all the time, I think Shes having an affair with the curbs :laugh:
     

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