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my job.....

supanova Aug 21, 2010

  1. supanova

    supanova A3 2.0 TDI SE

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    My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
    The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
    She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
    She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
    Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
    I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
    I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
    In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
    He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
    He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work.
    Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
    Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
    Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single ******* day.

    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****
     
  2. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator Regional Rep Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    LMFAO.

    I actually believed every part of that until the last line. Epic. lmfao.
     
  3. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator Regional Rep Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    and yes, I didn't notice that it was in the joke's section
     
  4. Mpathe

    Mpathe 1st gear

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    belter
     
  5. a3_dan

    a3_dan Member

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    haha very good.
     
  6. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    This just reminded me, there's a guy driving around locally in an american van all painted up as 'The Mystery Machine'. I'll have to try and snap a pic if I see it!
     
  7. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    he was around the corner from me last year !
     
  8. s3 Hoggy

    s3 Hoggy Whats going on???

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    Spotted this today! had to take a quick pic with my Iphone

    [​IMG]
     
  9. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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  10. alijames

    alijames Active Member

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    Hoggy: Nice to see someone lowering the tone of West Oxford...

    Cheers,
     
  11. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Whose in the house!!!

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  12. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    very good :)
     

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