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My ex-girlfriend

necroeire Jul 28, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled

    So I told her to f**k off.
     
  2. TDI-line

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    Priceless. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  3. CJ A4

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    HAHAHAHAH hilarious!
     
  4. Vman

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    Superb!
     
  5. little_wing

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    lmfao - outstanding!
     
  6. jojo

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    That's the way to do it lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  7. Japper

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    Absolute class /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     
  8. PaulJC84

    PaulJC84 Owner

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    Brilliant!
     
  9. pwnorman

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    Thats what i like to hear /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  10. DaveACQ20v

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    Am I the only one thinking you should have f /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gifed her up the @rse, and THEN told her to Foxtrot Oscar /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
     
  11. TDI-line

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    I think so Dave. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  12. DaveACQ20v

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  13. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Dave you funny geeza! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  14. TDI-line

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    Love the avatar NE.
     
  15. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Yeah its different innit! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  16. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.

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  17. jojo

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.

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    PMSL, I love the middle MC hammer one LOL - brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  18. TDI-line

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    Ummm, very /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif
     
  19. myzeneye

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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif
     
  20. fallmonk

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    [ QUOTE ]
    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL
     
  21. myzeneye

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL

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    right on brother............. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif
     
  22. GSCollie

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    Excellent gag, even the wife laughed at that one!
     

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