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My ex-girlfriend

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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled

    So I told her to f**k off.
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    Priceless. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    HAHAHAHAH hilarious!
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    Superb!
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    lmfao - outstanding!
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    That's the way to do it lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    Absolute class /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
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    Brilliant!
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    Thats what i like to hear /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    Am I the only one thinking you should have f /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gifed her up the @rse, and THEN told her to Foxtrot Oscar /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
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    I think so Dave. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
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    Dave you funny geeza! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    Love the avatar NE.
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    Yeah its different innit! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Well I was going to use these but thought I prefer knight rider killing the beatles.

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    PMSL, I love the middle MC hammer one LOL - brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    Ummm, very /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif
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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif
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    [ QUOTE ]
    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    remember chaps.....fat birds try harder. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif

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    AND GO FARTHER! LOL

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    right on brother............. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif
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    Excellent gag, even the wife laughed at that one!
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