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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
    surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
    sponge bath.

    "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
    wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
    she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
    raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
    other.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    Sir."

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely......

    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif excellent
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    superb /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    Oooh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    good one m8!
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    Good one
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    Yuk yuk!
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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    lmao!!

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    [Apr 18, 2005]
    Nice. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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