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  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
    surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
    sponge bath.

    "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
    wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
    she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
    raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
    other.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    Sir."

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
    closely......

    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
     
  2. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif excellent
     
  3. imported_disley

    imported_disley Guest

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    superb /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  4. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Oooh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/woohoo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yes.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  5. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    good one m8!
     
  6. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Good one
     
  7. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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  8. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    lmao!!

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  9. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Nice. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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