MORNING SEX :} She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. I walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' my eyes lit up and I thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her And then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'