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MORNING SEX

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by WHITEY_1, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. WHITEY_1

    WHITEY_1 Member

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    MORNING SEX :}
    She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
    I walked in; She turned and said,
    You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
    my eyes lit up :wub: and I thought,

    'This is my lucky day.'
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
    And then gave it my all;:jump: :sex:
    Right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said,

    'Thanks,'
    And returned to the stove.
    More than a little puzzled, :think: I asked,

    'What was that all about?'
    She explained,
    'The egg timer's broken.' :tumble:
     
  2. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    hahaha
     

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