1.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. 12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!