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Monday Joke

Rev-head May 8, 2006

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
    standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
    My name is Carmen," she told him.


    That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
    No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I Iike most
    - cars and men."


    What's your name?" she asked.


    Beertits," he said.
     
  2. bainsyboy

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    now all i got to do is meet a carmen that hasnt heard this joke and im in as long as its not windy and my wrap around is flying about in the wind
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Well I thought it was funny...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  4. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    went to the cashpoint this morning and this old lady asked me to check her balance....so I pushed her over /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif
     
  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    [ QUOTE ]
    now all i got to do is meet a carmen that hasnt heard this joke and im in as long as its not windy and my wrap around is flying about in the wind

    [/ QUOTE ]

    i am not biting /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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