Monday Joke

[Rev-head]

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
My name is Carmen," she told him.


That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I Iike most
- cars and men."


What's your name?" she asked.


Beertits," he said.

 

[bainsyboy]

now all i got to do is meet a carmen that hasnt heard this joke and im in as long as its not windy and my wrap around is flying about in the wind

 

[hop2407]

Well I thought it was funny...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

 

[voorhees]

went to the cashpoint this morning and this old lady asked me to check her balance....so I pushed her over /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif

 

[Rev-head]

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now all i got to do is meet a carmen that hasnt heard this joke and im in as long as its not windy and my wrap around is flying about in the wind

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i am not biting /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif