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Monday Joke

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  1. neversaydie

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    After years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method, Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first.
    After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch. The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his member. In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

    "Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
     
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    Crikes, say 10 ml per turn, and 4.5 litres per gallon, so 9 litres is is about 900 times, **** ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
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    Crikes, say 10 ml per turn, and 4.5 litres per gallon, so 9 litres is is about 900 times, **** ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

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    Who said men can't multiple orgasm? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
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    Crikes, say 10 ml per turn, and 4.5 litres per gallon, so 9 litres is is about 900 times, **** ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

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    It takes a 'hardened' w@nker to work that one out!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    he who goes to bed with big problem wakes up with solution in hand !
     
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    Crikes, say 10 ml per turn, and 4.5 litres per gallon, so 9 litres is is about 900 times, **** ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

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    It takes a 'hardened' w@nker to work that one out!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Ummmmm /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     

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