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Monday Joke

jdp1962 Feb 28, 2005

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.
    The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

    "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called MacTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

    "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

    "Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

    "Really?" said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."
     
  2. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Haha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  3. IanL-S3

    IanL-S3 Member

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    thats a good start to monday /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  4. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    Ha ha haa /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif Excellent for a Monday joke,

    Thank you jdp1962... my Monday has just become that bit better for a laugh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  5. DaveACQ20v

    DaveACQ20v Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  6. Rob W8

    Rob W8 Member

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    Very good!
     
  7. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif very good
     
  8. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Excellent..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  9. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Very funny. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  10. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Top Joke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     

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