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Mmmmmmm fancy a burger tonight.....

robbiemac Jan 16, 2013

  1. robbiemac

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    Horse Burger, neigh chance........... Glasgow accent required for this joke

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  2. Cozza McA

    Cozza McA Crunching The Gears VCDS Map User

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    Enough horse play now.
    You want a burger or not? Haha
     
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  3. NICK-C

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    I had one of those, it gave me the trots!!! :yum:
     
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  4. NICK-C

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    Apparently they give you extra horsepower! :undwech:
     
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  5. NICK-C

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    I have eaten loads of different burgers over the years, but in the mane these are the best!
     
  6. Ghost

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    ^^^^^^:laugh:

    I got some last week... i'v just looked at the date, "and they're off"!! ;)
     
  7. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    New Tesco Burgers
    Low in fat,high in Shergar
     
  8. NICK-C

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    You need to eat these as part of a 'stable' diet.
     
  9. StateOfPlay

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    How weird, I had some Tesco burgers for my dinner last night, went for a run this morning and did 7 miles in 6 minutes and cleared 12 fences!
     
  10. NICK-C

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    Lol, keep that up and you will need some new shoes!
     
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  12. StateOfPlay

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    Actually, I was in Tesco this morning when I heard the news, I wasn't there furlong.
     
  13. Ghost

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    I was in the Tesco Café today, and the waitress asked "if I wanted anything on my Burger"… So I said “a fiver each way”
     
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    Apparently a women has been been taken too hospital after eating these horse burgers.... her condition is said to be Stable!!
     
  16. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    I think someone may be sending me death threats.

    Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow
     
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  17. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Guys, even the veggie burgers are being tested now for traces of uniQuorn!!
     
  18. Westy_A3T

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    Tesco? I'd rather have my Lidl pony.
     
  19. shariain

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    Tesco have just announced they're also re-calling 100,000 pairs of tights, they've found a trace of camels hoof in them!
     
  20. NICK-C

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    lol, stop it thats just 'toe' much!
     
  21. S3 syc

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    the missus made me a a tesco burger last night she asked if i wanted owt on it... i said yea a fiver each way.
     
  22. tullA6

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    This is all fine and dandy lads, all jokes aside...but please tell me someone is checking the "Cock-a-Leeky" soup?????
     
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  23. NICK-C

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    What about the shiitake mushrooms?
     
  24. shariain

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  25. Cozza McA

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    Come on now these joke have been going on furlong enough now..
     
  26. robbiemac

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    Oh dear..... Sorry I meant horse........
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    I've not had Findus crispy pancakes for about 20 years....... Loved them as a kid, explains quite a lot actually:haha:
     
  27. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    So now Findus have withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination...
    Shame..I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.
     
  28. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    The only pre prepared meat dish that doesn't contain horsemeat these days is whiskas
     
  29. shariain

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    I don't know what all the fuss is about horse meat is a delicacy in some places and some of the ready meals have never tasted so nice.
     
  30. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    I think what the fuss is about is customers who fancy a lasagne that they assume is beef turns out to be 100% HORSE! That may explain the fuss! Neeeeigh! Shurgar lives!........ On people's dinner plates
     
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    [TD="class: the-joke, bgcolor: #EBEDF3"]Tests on Findus beef lasagne have confirmed the meat is 100% Sarah Jessica Parker.[/TD]
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  32. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    I phoned customer services at Findus today to complain angrily about having eaten a horse meat lasagne.

    I thought I'd better do it while I'd still got the bit between my teeth.
     
  33. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    Rolf Harris should get a job with Findus. "Can you tell what it is yet?"
     
  34. StateOfPlay

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    I thought it was 100% ****, so I am quite pleased with the fact it is real meat.
     
  35. Luke2.0tdi2010

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    Fears of an expected surge of millions of Romanians into the UK have abated as we have eaten all of their transport
     
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    Made a lovely Philly con carnie last night
     

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