Jan 16, 2013
Horse Burger, neigh chance........... Glasgow accent required for this joke
Enough horse play now.
You want a burger or not? Haha
I had one of those, it gave me the trots!!!
Apparently they give you extra horsepower!
I have eaten loads of different burgers over the years, but in the mane these are the best!
I got some last week... i'v just looked at the date, "and they're off"!!
New Tesco Burgers
Low in fat,high in Shergar
You need to eat these as part of a 'stable' diet.
How weird, I had some Tesco burgers for my dinner last night, went for a run this morning and did 7 miles in 6 minutes and cleared 12 fences!
Lol, keep that up and you will need some new shoes!
Actually, I was in Tesco this morning when I heard the news, I wasn't there furlong.
I was in the Tesco CafÃ© today, and the waitress asked "if I wanted anything on my Burger"â¦ So I said âa fiver each wayâ
Apparently a women has been been taken too hospital after eating these horse burgers.... her condition is said to be Stable!!
I think someone may be sending me death threats.
Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow
Guys, even the veggie burgers are being tested now for traces of uniQuorn!!
Tesco? I'd rather have my Lidl pony.
Tesco have just announced they're also re-calling 100,000 pairs of tights, they've found a trace of camels hoof in them!
lol, stop it thats just 'toe' much!
the missus made me a a tesco burger last night she asked if i wanted owt on it... i said yea a fiver each way.
This is all fine and dandy lads, all jokes aside...but please tell me someone is checking the "Cock-a-Leeky" soup?????
What about the shiitake mushrooms?
Come on now these joke have been going on furlong enough now..
Oh dear..... Sorry I meant horse........
I've not had Findus crispy pancakes for about 20 years....... Loved them as a kid, explains quite a lot actually
So now Findus have withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination...
Shame..I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.
The only pre prepared meat dish that doesn't contain horsemeat these days is whiskas
I don't know what all the fuss is about horse meat is a delicacy in some places and some of the ready meals have never tasted so nice.
I think what the fuss is about is customers who fancy a lasagne that they assume is beef turns out to be 100% HORSE! That may explain the fuss! Neeeeigh! Shurgar lives!........ On people's dinner plates
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I phoned customer services at Findus today to complain angrily about having eaten a horse meat lasagne.
I thought I'd better do it while I'd still got the bit between my teeth.
Rolf Harris should get a job with Findus. "Can you tell what it is yet?"
I thought it was 100% ****, so I am quite pleased with the fact it is real meat.
Fears of an expected surge of millions of Romanians into the UK have abated as we have eaten all of their transport
Made a lovely Philly con carnie last night
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