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missing wife

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Luke2.0tdi2010, May 1, 2014.

  1. Luke2.0tdi2010

    Luke2.0tdi2010 Active Member

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    Missing Wife
    Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & still hasn't arrived home yet.
    Inspector: What is her height?
    Husband: I never noticed.
    Inspector: Slim or healthy?
    Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
    Inspector: Colour of eyes?
    Husband: Never noticed.
    Inspector: Colour of hair ?
    Husband: Changes according to the season.
    Inspector: What was she wearing?
    Husband: Pants and shirt, maybe a dress or something ..... I don't remember exactly.
    Inspector: Did she go in a car???
    Husband: Yes!!!
    Inspector: Can you tell me the number, name & colour of the car ?
    Husband: NLH-638 Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode....and it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying...
    Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car........
     
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  3. Louay

    Louay Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahah! Lol!Your avatar is better than the joke....I ACTUALLY tried to remove the flee from my screen!
     
  4. mastero

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    Hahahahah true, I know my wife's car better too:racer:
     

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