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MINT Car for sale - please see ad innit!!!

Nilz Sep 11, 2008

  1. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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  2. Audi-Max

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    Wow thats scary
     
  3. Aky

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    Love this bit

    "IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C"

    What a tosser

    Oh wait - I've found something better. He wants £6800 for the heap of *****.
     
  4. S3mad

    S3mad Dark Knight

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    lol what a pile of ****
     
  5. abdus

    abdus Top Gear VCDS Map User

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    This is even more scary:

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  6. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    This should be titled... What IT people do when they are bored at work..." :)

    J.
     
  7. S3 Rav

    S3 Rav Well-Known Member

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    love it. gutted its sold!!!!
     
  8. S£

    S£ Member

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    Can't be real, surly no one speaks like that... Do they?
     
  9. DPM

    DPM Site Sponsor Site Sponsor

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    Got to of been a joke!
     
  10. FazS3

    FazS3 Member

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    lol
     
  11. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Sadly not....i brought it...hehe






















    in pure Borat styleee......NOOOOOOT!!!!!!
     
  12. Essflee

    Essflee Well-Known Member

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    Ali g's love child !!!:respekt:innit........
     
  13. Starry

    Starry S3 8P stage 2+

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    could not understand a word...
     
  14. Jacko4130

    Jacko4130 Goodie Gum Drops

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    My 4 year old could have made a better add than that. Can't see many people buying that...
     
  15. danotto

    danotto VAG HUNTER

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    im sorry but what a c u next tuesday,surely no ones going to buy it when it looks like a chavmobil the ads been written like a 5year old and it has done more miles than jenna jameson has had c*ck.

    by the way i know people on here have cars with high mileage but this is a corsa,not an audi
     
  16. s3_kev

    s3_kev Stage2'd!!!!!!

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    dear oh dear what a poor societey we are living in these days, these people are given driving licences and must have jobs to have a car, what a complete retard, pmsl
     
  17. Essflee

    Essflee Well-Known Member

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    Yeah 168,000 miles for a corsa is a lot...... but has the all powerful / 'illegal' 1.6L done that many......what a bell piece !
     
  18. jim s3

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    thats my old car i just sold it...
     
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  20. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I'm curious why Nilz is looking at Corsa's? :sadlike:
     
  21. Nilz

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    I was alerted to it from someone else...honest ;)
     
  22. leshkin

    leshkin Hold my beer... VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Team Sepang Audi S3

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    The guy who wrote that ad must have done it on a mobile, by the looks of things and can't spell for s**t to boot... :)
     
  23. Olly_K

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    that is the worst ad I have ever read !
     
  24. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Dear All, you will be glad to know the car is back up for sale again, so get your bids in...this is a once in a lifetime offer innit, so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.
     
  25. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    OK, now I see it, it's your car isn't it? :blink:
     
  26. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    c0ck!
     
  27. benw123

    benw123 Moderator

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    Surely that ad is a wind up? Probably put together by some "mates" or someone with a grievance.Even if the advert was in English, the email address would put me right off as a potential buyer: raymaylovespayday.
     
  28. Oranoco

    Oranoco Well-Known Member

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    Ran it through "Babblefish" and it couldn't translate it it. :lmfao:

    This text is gerat if it's not a wind up

    What a moron:busted_cop:
     
  29. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Even if he was writing in text language, the idea of that is to make long words shorter, in this case, he has actually done the opposite....PLANK!!!!
     
  30. Neilybabs

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    I'm building a Large Chav-Scum Collider under Berkshire as we speak....
     
  31. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    i dont understand how any 1 expects to sell anything talking like that. i had to read it about 3 times just to understand it!

    itz becoz imz a korsa boi ganztar init!
     
  32. S3 SAF

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    lol...that must be a wind up!
     
  33. simch

    simch Active Member

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    hhaah, see the bit about the saxo lights. Have a close look at the pass side headlight in that photo and its fit to the bonnet and wing!!!

    Got to be a wind up
     

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