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Men are just happier people...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by hop2407, Nov 10, 2006.

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    [Nov 10, 2006]
    (and I did consider posting this as I know there are some females on here and I do like by B***s where they currently are :) )

    What do you expect when:

    • Your last name stays put.
      [*]The garage is all yours.

      [*]Wedding plans take care of themselves.

      [*]Chocolate is just another snack.

      [*]You can be President.

      [*]You can never be pregnant.

      [*]You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

      [*]You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

      [*]Car mechanics tell you the truth.

      [*]The world is your urinal.

      [*]Wrinkles add character.

      [*]People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

      [*]The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

      [*]New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

      [*]Your underwear is 4.95 for a three-pack.

      [*]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

      [*]One mood all the time.

      [*]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

      [*]A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

      [*]You can open all your own jars.

      [*]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

      [*]If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

      [*]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

      [*]Everything on your face stays its original colour.

      [*]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

      [*]You only have to shave your face and neck.

      [*]You can play with toys all your life.

      [*]Your belly usually hides your big hips.

      [*]You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

      [*]You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

      [*]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

      [*]You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
      minutes.

    No wonder men are happier
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    DIPS_A4 SEAT LEON CUPRA R (225)

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    [Nov 10, 2006]
    LOL THATS SO TRUE
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